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we are

c0ffee0verd0se — custom websites for mobile beverage carts and small businesses

we make sick websites for mobile beverage carts, trucks & small biz
in 2–3 days. so you get booked for events ASAP.

SITE UNDER PERPETUAL CONSTRUCTION SINCE 1999
★ CUSTOM-BUILT ★✓ 100% REMOTENO MEETINGS EVERFUELED BY ESPRESSO2–3 DAY TURNAROUND
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// wtf do we even do

stuff that
gets you paid

you run the cart. we make sure the internet knows where you're parked & makes you look like a big deal.

AVAILABLE NOW

websites that slap

custom sites built from scratch for carts, trailers & pop-ups. your instagram plugged in so when you post, the site updates. menu, video, event booking, your logo showing up next to your name in google — live in 2–3 days so you're taking bookings this week. no logo yet? i'll rework or make one, included. more pages? sky's the limit.

$ starts at a latte budget
why "DM me for booking" loses the $3k gig ▸
AVAILABLE NOW

logos, drink shots & brand junk

logo system, cup stickers, menus, signature-drink shots with your branding on the cup — plus 30–60 day instagram brand packages so the feed that runs your site actually looks like you.

$ pairs with a site build
coming soon

online shops

sell your stuff & take money while you sleep. carts, checkout, the whole racket.

coming soon

show up on google

SEO so actual humans can find you instead of the cart three blocks over.

instagram
finds you.
the site books you. the $6 latte lives on reels. the $4k corporate lunch lives on a page with packages, a form and a deposit button. "DM me for booking" is how that one goes to the truck down the street. here's why ▸
cart not
built yet?
great. you should've been posting on instagram yesterday. we get the site & the feed live now and start booking your calendar — so the day the cart's done, you're already booked.
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// the way i work

i'm intentional

nothing on your site is there by accident. every color, every word, every click — chosen on purpose.

hi — i'm the one who actually designs your site. every color, every word, every decision. me.

no drag-and-drop builders. no dusty template with your logo slapped on top and called a day. i build the whole thing from scratch so it loads fast on cart wi‑fi, works on every phone, and looks unmistakably like you — not like ten thousand other shops. full disclosure: i use AI to write a lot of the code. it's fast and it never sleeps. it also has zero taste — that part's on me. and no, it's not "vibe coded" bro. every site ships with real privacy & terms pages, working forms with a thank-you page, SEO/OG tags, accessibility that actually passes (real labels, focus states, reduced-motion), compressed images and a launch checklist. checked by a human.

for over a decade i've sat with small business owners and figured out the thing they can't always put into words: what their customers need to see, feel, and trust before they walk up to the window or hit "buy." i catch the little details most people skip right over. honestly? that's my whole thing.

you tell me about your cart. i listen hard, notice everything, and build the site around exactly what matters to you and the people you're trying to reach.

— built on purpose. every time.c0ffee0verd0se · 10+ years of giving people what they want to see
10+
years reading small biz owners & their customers like a menu
100%
custom from scratch — zero templates, zero page-builder bloat, AI on keys, human on taste
2–3
days from holler to live, depending on scope — get booked for events ASAP, not next quarter
1
set of eyes that just gets what makes people stay & buy

want the receipts? here's what one build looked like, minute by minute ▸

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// on the workbench

fresh builds
out in the wild

one client, two builds: the shop and the founder. both live, click through.

ON THE WORKBENCH NOW ▸ As Custom Vinyl · sticker shop + order builder Pop and Pour Beverage Company Haven and Rose Salon soft serve mobile unit · coming soon + more
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// how it goes down

four shots
to launch

01

holler

text, email, or a quick zoom — whatever's easy. zero in-person meetings, ever. nobody's got time for that.

02

sketch

we mock it up loud & custom. you tell us what rules and what gets torched.

03

build

built from scratch, fast, works on every phone. AI does the grunt work, i do the judging. no bloated page-builder garbage.

04

launch

live in 2–3 days with privacy pages & compliance sorted. we show you the ropes so you're never stuck — and you start booking events now.

no hourly.
ever.
i don't charge by the hour. i'm fast — a clock would just punish you for that. you pay per product: a site, a page, a brand kit. you know the number before we start, and you get it ASAP because nobody's watching a meter.
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// sign the guestbook

people talk

★ GUESTBOOK.HTML ★under construction
0 entries
guestbook coming soon

first few builds just went live. reviews land here as soon as the clients stop being busy taking orders. yours could be first.

be entry #1
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// holler at us

let's build
something loud

it's all digital — text us, email us, or jump on a zoom whenever it suits you. we never make you show up in person. drop a note and we'll holler back.

✷ ./holler.sh — c0ffee0verd0se terminal
tell us about your cart_
required
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