// about

self-taught.
ten years in. still into it.

hi — i'm jade. ten-plus years of making websites and brands for my own businesses and other people's. the code part i learned in one weekend.

here's how: i had an app to launch, a launch date, and a developer who flaked. so i sat down with a frankly irresponsible amount of coffee and taught myself everything i needed to ship it. it shipped. the name of this company is that weekend.

since then i've opened shops, run crews, and built the tools those crews use every day — the training app, the time clock, the number on the iPad that says whether today made money. i built them because i needed them. then other owners asked for them.

i love this. the part where someone opens the thing i made and goes "wait, that's mine?" — that's the whole job. websites, apps, logos, menus: it's all that moment in different outfits. and i like helping people who are building something real get the tools to run it properly.

i'm fast because i've done it a thousand times, not because i'm cutting corners. i use AI to write a lot of the code; it's fast and it never sleeps. it also has zero taste — that part's on me. and no, it's not "vibe coded" bro: every build ships with real privacy & terms pages, working forms, accessibility that passes, and a human checking it.

— built on purpose. every time.c0ffee0verd0se · southern california · works anywhere
1
weekend to learn to code. 10+ years of design before that. a lot of coffee during.
0
hourly rates. you pay per thing and know the number first.
0
meetings. text, email, zoom when it's useful. never in person.
1
person. the one you text is the one who builds it.
about1/3
// receipts

how fast is fast.
actual numbers.

45 min
pop & pour, start to live. three full rebuilds, 22 revision rounds, 11 font pairings tried, a real mobile build.
2.5 hrs
a's custom vinyl prototype: brand kit, six pages, a working order builder with tests. plus a 20-minute coffee break to go get a coffee.
19 pages
screamers soda: seven forms, a QR-only menu, a game, and the whole launch kit — carried from "coming soon" to grand opening.
no hourly.
ever.
i don't charge by the hour. i'm fast — a clock would just punish you for that. you pay per product: a site, a page, an app, a logo. you know the number before we start, and you get it ASAP because nobody's watching a meter.
about2/3
// holler

let's build
something loud.

fill out the intake (five minutes, skip what you don't know) or just text. i reply before your coffee's cold.

about3/3