let's make it official // c0ffee0verd0se

four quick steps: who you are, which plan, the deal in plain english, your signature. then stripe takes your card and you're on the calendar. about five minutes.

1 · you2 · plan3 · the deal4 · sign & pay

01 · YOU

business name

your full name (the person signing)

email (this is where cancellation notices come from)

phone

your website

02 · PICK A PLAN

HOSTING ONLY

$40/mo

site stays online, fast, SSL
forms keep working
changes billed at $75/hr

BASIC

$75/mo

hosting included
i fix anything that breaks
i watch stripe / sendgrid / netlify
changes at $75/hr

STANDARD

$125/mo

everything in basic
2 hrs of changes a month
help with customer questions
extra time $75/hr

GROWTH

$200/mo

everything in standard
4 hrs of changes a month
priority: within 1 business day
small new features

unused hours don't roll over. bigger projects get their own quote first.

type your full name to sign

i've read all of the above and the full terms of service v2026-10-29 and refund policy. i'm 18 or older, authorized to sign for this business, and i agree.
i agree to do business electronically, and typing my name below is my electronic signature under the E-SIGN act and california's UETA, as binding as ink. this agreement is recorded with the date, time and terms version.

next screen is stripe. your card is never seen by me. i'll email you the signed record too.

the terms you're agreeing to stay online at c0ffee0verd0se.com/terms-v2026-10-29.html — download or print them from there any time.

let's make itofficial.

let's make it
official.